Scribbles: 28/6/18
Cheeky Scribbles
1. "You’re supposed to be spreading suffering, not love." I said.
"What makes you think they are different?" Death whispered.
2. "When you meet the Queen make sure you don't offend her." said the King.
"What will you do if do offend her, old friend? Will you behead me?" the Knight asked cheekily.
"No. She will." said the King, with a slight shudder.
3. "Come on. Go out with me."
"Ok."
"When do you wanna go out?"
"On any day that doesn't end with a 'y',"
"How about tomorrow then?"
"Damn it."
4. "Let me cook tonight,"
"You don't know how to cook,"
"I cooked breakfast yesterday and no one died,"
"Pouring milk in cereal doesn't count as cooking, babe,"
5. "Hey babe. Can you get me a tall cup of coffee? I have a meeting with the Regional Sports Manager in 5 minutes. It is really important," he said to the busty blonde sitting in the meeting room.
"I am the Regional Sports Manager," she said, staring blankly at him.
6. Asshole in Facebook
AH: There should be a warning sign on my dick.
ME: Excuse me?
AH: Yeah, it should say "choking hazard" *winking smiley*
ME: Isn't that the label they put on small objects?
7. Cheerleader: Urgh. Ugly people keep ruining my day.
Nice girl: Maybe you should stop looking into the mirror so much.
8. Me: What did I miss?
AH: Just my dick.
Me: Thank god. I thought I missed something big.
9. "How much did he cry last night?" asked her mother-in-law.
"All night long." she replied.
"I know having a new born baby is hard." said the mother-in-law.
"Oh. My son slept fine. It is your son who was weeping all night long," she laughed.
10. "I am a gentleman,"
"No, you are not,"
"I just opened the door for you,"
"Because it is your house and you had the damn key."
You are back!!!!! And it is good, as usual.
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